Why are you stealing from me?
I think you rely on people to be very busy and not keep up with their checking accounts when you decide to withdraw money from one's checking account. Of course I would never have signed up for this service KNOWINGLY!
Please STOP taking my money from me please. I had to look on Google to find out who you people are, and discovered your stealing from other people too. I'm not entirely sure where I signed up, unknowingly, for this but I will try and get to the bottom of this.
Stealing is a crime. So STOP IT!