Hello everyone, I am writing this to just let everyone know about the hideous creatures that work at the probation and parole office in Racine. Do not go onto probation in Racine if you ever get into trouble.
No. Do not do that. Go to jail instead. I cannot begin to describe in words how horrifically ugly the probation officers are there.
Ugliness must be a job requirement there. They go around with big sulks on their hideous faces all day long. Gross. There is only one nice probation officer out there, she has been there awhile, but she shall go nameless cause she's really cool.
But the rest of the probation officers out there are hideous creatures with nauseating personalities to match. If you feel like vomiting on a weekly basis for a year or more, then perhaps visiting a P.O. in Racine will be for you, but its not my thing. So I told me P.O.
one day to take her list of rules, to fold them up into a neat and tidy geometrical shape, and then to proceed to cram them where the sun don't shine, with ferocity. Then I go to jail, which was awesome. In there I learned how to blow up the Earth. Bye everyone!
And if P.O. is reading this, please print out a copy for yourself and then ....