I'm 52 tomorrow and single, don't drink or go out anymore. I want some sex.
That's normal. I just visited internet dating services. They ALL say they're FREE. Ya free to look at who is allegedly available.
You MUST then become a PAID member to message these alleged women who "show an interest in meeting you". After PAYING at least $40, you can then reply to these say 3 women who "showed an interest" in you or put you on their "HOT LIST". After PAYING, you reply back to these chicks that dig you, they have either "found someone" or "are no longer a member" or just plain don't reply whatsoever. I JUST GOT FUKIN" *** BUT NOT KISSED, I thought in a week.
One day before my PAID member ran out, I get a message from a "hot young lady"... who wanted to meet me SEEMINGLY very much. I join again for another month, tried to message THE ONLY REASON I RE-PAID these C#!&^S$%*!@$ again for month, and these "hot babe" in the pictures "was temporarily not available because she was moving". I tell ya, I felt like Rod fukin' Steiger from The Twilight Zone was going to show up with the gist of the episode.
I still am waiting for Rod Steiger. These internet dating services work together hand in glove and foot in sock. Once your e-mail address is in ANY internet dating service, you get BOMBARDED with *** "WANNA BE MY SEX BUDDY" offers from alleged women with a picture of some very gorgeous women standing near palm trees saying she lives "blocks away from you". At the very first I obviously checked it out.
I'm a human male. A dog just like every other man is. Well, I get AT LEAST 5 or 6 offers WAY WAY WAY TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. It's like I'm Brad Pitt or some Justin Bielieber all of a sudden.
Not one every materialized. Some fashion designer from Los Angeles working in Nigeria "fell deeply in love with me" in a week. He/She/They sent me many pictures of a not bad lookin' chick. You know, if you desperate you set your standards low so you're never not satisfied eh.
I'd like to meat her...sure. E-mails back and forth for a week until she said she "didn't get her bonus pay yet...had no food or couldn't even pay her internet bill." Like, "Could I borrow $300 until I get my bonus pay?" They meant "Could we bone you for $300?" I actually replied that there's absolutely no way I'd send a total stranger who said she liked me any money. I said "You come here, we'll have a blast and I'll suck and *** you into submission, then I'd know ya enough to even believe your story, let alone send you $300." She's like "If I was going to rip you off, don't you think I'd sting you for more than $300?" SHE SAID THAT TO ME AFTER I REFUSED. It's ALL total *** and they work in cahoots for *** sure.
I may not be Bill Gates intelligent, but I can figure out a scam...I've been learning the hard way all my sordid life. I ain't just some loser who's mad because he can't get laid in a women's prison with a pound of crack, I'm telling YA'LL what you'll find out for your own self IF you ever PAY to join any INTERNET DATING SCAM SERVICES. It's TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE to try to physically find their office location. I can see why...I've tried numerous schemes to find out where they were located to no avail.
You think I'm full of ***? Join one and we'll talk in four months.